Sunday, January 6, 2019

School Teacher And Student Jokes In Hindi part 2 ~ OMG Duniya

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Here is some amazing collection of Teacher And Student Jokes

Checkout part 1 of School Teacher And Student Jokes In Hindi here
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Movie titles that is related to Students :
Exams – Socha na tha
Classes – Kabhi Kabhi
Question papers – Na tum jano na hum
Copying – Yaarana
Maths 2 – Asambhav๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Maths 1 – Mission impossible
Environmental Sciences – Pyar mein kabhi kabhi
1st semester – Kuch to hai
2nd semester – Yeh kya ho raha hai๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
Distinction – Kal ho na ho
1st class – Raju ban gaya gentleman...
2nd class – Dil mange more
Fail – Phir milenge๐Ÿ˜
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Lady Teacher ne
‘MY TEACHER’ par 10 lines likhne ko kaha tha.
Thodi der ke bad golu ne uthkar pucha:๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Madam,
‘MAST CHHAMIYA’ ko english me kya kahte hai..?๐Ÿ˜ฐ

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Teacher = There is a frog, and Ship is sinking, potatoes costs Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age?

Student = 32 yrs….๐Ÿ˜‡

Teacher = How do you know..?

Student = Well, sir my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad...๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
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Teacher: 1 se 10 tak count kar ke jaldi batao…
Chota Santa: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10.
Teacher: 6 kaha hai.?
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Santa: aaj subah subah T.V pe news me bata raha tha:
‘Kisi ek bus durghatana me 6 ki maut ho gai…!!’
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Papu admission lene college aaya..
Principle: Main tum se 1 Mushkiil sawaal puchun ya 10 Asaan..??
Papu: 1 mushkil sawaal puchoo sir.๐Ÿ˜
Principle: Bataoo Din pehle aata hai ya Raaat..??
Papu: Din..
Principle: wo kaisee.. ??
Papu: Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusraa sawaal puch liyaa..
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Teacher = What's the chemical formula for water?
Pappu = H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O….!!
Teacher = What are you talking about..?๐Ÿ˜•

Pappu = Yesterday u said it's "H to O"….!๐Ÿ˜
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Checkout School Teacher And Student Jokes In Hindi part 1 here
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Abhi to parents ko bhi sochna padega ki..
bacchee koo chai ki dukan pe bheejke modi banana hai yaa..
IIT mee bhejke kejriwal.๐Ÿ˜œ
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Teacher (to student) – “nalayak ! class me din bhar tum ladkiyo ke saath baate kyun karta rahta hai … ?”๐Ÿ‘ฉ
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Student – “sir, mai na bahut hi garib hu … mere mobile me WHATSAPP nahi hai na, isiliye !!!”๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Teacher – “tumhara bhi result bahut hi kharaab aaya hai, kal papa ko saath lekar aana, VARNA …”
Student – “VARNA kya ???”๐Ÿ˜จ
Teacher – “Varna tumhara result Facebook par upload karke usme tumhare papa ko tag kar dunga !!!”๐Ÿ˜ช
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Below is more school teacher Jokes

Aajkal Ke Bacche…
3rd Class Ka Baccha Apni Miss Se
Kehta Hai–
” Miss, Mai Apko Kesa Lagta Hun… ?? ”
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Miss: So Sweet..๐Ÿ’—
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Baccha: To Phir Mai Apne Mummy
Papa Ko Aap Ke
Ghar Kab Bheju.. ??
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Miss: Wo Kyu …??
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Bacha: Taki Wo Hamari Baat Aage
Chalaye..
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Miss: Ye Kya Bakwas Hai..๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Baccha:–
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” Tution Padhane Ke Liye ..!!
Misss Aap Bhi Naa, Kaasam Se TV Dekh-Dekh Ke
Bigadd Gayi hai…!!
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IN 2019
Bhikari: Bhagwan ke naam pee kuch dee doo.
Engineer: Ye le meri B.Tech ki degree rakh le.๐Ÿ˜‡
Bhikari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.Tech ki rakh lee.๐Ÿ’ช
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Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..๐Ÿ˜€
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta kya?๐Ÿ˜ช
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!!๐Ÿ˜†
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Height of ‘KUCH BHI’
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Teacher: Agar 1 Aam ke ped par 10 Kele lage
hain,
aur unme se 7 Amrood tod liye to
kitne Angoor bachenge?
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Student: Sir 9 Haathi..๐Ÿ˜จ
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Teacher: Waah tumhe kaise pata
chala?
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Student: Sir kyunki mai lunch
me gobhi ki sabji laaya hoon….
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Moral: Roz brush karo warna petrol
menhga ho jaaega..
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Teacher = Brandy, tell me something about the people of the 18th century??
Brandy = They are all Dead…..!!๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
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Teacher: “Mein Tumhari Jaan Nikaal Dungi”
Ishe English Mein Batao.........
Haryanvi Student: Tahne English Chhor Manney Hath Tho Laa K Dekh..๐Ÿ˜จ
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When I was Studying My Mom
Was calling me.
But I did not respond..
I was deeply involved in๐Ÿ˜‘
Studies But she Called me
again n again,
I shouted Plz Leave me to
Study, My exam is near plz
I want to Study , I want to
Study….๐Ÿ˜
My Mom Slapped me and said
Stop Dreaming “Wake up n
Study…….๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Teacher (Bunty se) : Bunty, tum class me so kyon rahe ho ?
Bunty : Ma’m, aapki aawaaz itni pyaari hai ki mai so hee jaata hoon !
Teacher : toh baakiyon ko neend kyon nahi aa rahi ?๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Bunty : kyonki ve aapko sun hee nahi rahe ma’m !
Pyaari Aawaz
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Teacher = Ek aisa waakya banao jisme urdu, hindi, punjabi or english ke
shabdon ka sahi sahi istemaal hua ho..
Santa = Ishq di gali wich no entry…..๐Ÿ˜ฒ
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India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
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4 Students:
1 of HARVARD
1 of OXFORD
1 of TEXAS
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Santa Singh of IIN
1 Common Question:-
What is the Fastest thing in the World?
Student of HARVARD: Light
Student of OXFORD: Thought
Student of TEXAS: Blink of an Eye
SANTA SINGH of IIN: Loose Motion!๐Ÿ˜ช
Because
Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could
‘Blink’, ‘Think’ or ‘Turn on the Light’,
It was all Over..
Harvard / Oxford / Texas Shocked .. IIN Rocked..!!!๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up
pappu stoodup๐Ÿ˜
Teacher: R U stupid?
Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”๐Ÿ˜Ž
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In a classroom …

Teacher – “What is electricity ?”๐Ÿ˜ฐ
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Golu – “Electricity is the extremely loose character daughter of Government. She goes anytime, anywhere without telling anyone, even at midnight !!!”๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Teacher – “3 aisi jagah bataao jahaa insaan nahi marta ?”
Pappu – “Swarg , Narak, Aur …๐Ÿ˜ฅ
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STAR PLUS !!!
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