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School teacher and student jokes 1 ~ OMG Duniya

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Teacher and student funny jokes in hindi

USA
all the best or exam, Jon
thanks๐Ÿค”
India
Teeka laga kya!
dahi aur cheeni khao!
Nakal maarro!
Fail hua toh belt se pitai hogi๐Ÿ˜€
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜Œ

Teacher: Yamuna, Ganga, Krishna, Kaveri, Bharat ki
nadiyo ke naam hai to Pakistan ke nadiyo ke naam batao??๐Ÿค”
Pappu: Shabana, Rukhsana, Rizwana, Farzana, Sultana, ๐Ÿ˜ณ
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Œ


Read also: Part 2 of this jokes series

Grammar Teacher: Is muhaavre ka udaahran doo
‘Begaani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana’๐Ÿค‘
Chantu: Hindustaaniyon ka raat bhar jaag-jaag kar Fifa World Cup dekhna!๐Ÿค—
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜

Boy: Papa, maine engineering chhor di..!!
Papa: Kyu ?๐Ÿค”
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Boy : Kick nahi mili yaar..๐Ÿ˜
-Kick Received-๐Ÿค‘
๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿคช


Teacher – taaj mahal kisane banaaya tha?๐Ÿค”
Santa – jee, kaareegaro ne !๐Ÿ˜ณ
Teacher– mera matalab, banavaaya kisane tha ? ๐Ÿค”
santa – Jee, thekedaar ne…. !!!๐Ÿค‘
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€

(Sonu lkg mein padhata tha. ek baar lagaataar 4 dinon se skool mein late se aane par)๐Ÿ˜ณ
Madam ne kaha – “tum itana late skool kyon aate ho ?”
sonu – “madam, aap meri itani chinta mat kiya karen …. bachche galat samajh jate hain !”๐Ÿค‘
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€

Teacher = Beta tum bade ho kar ke kya karoge?
Student = Shaadi…๐Ÿค‘
Teacher = Mera matlab hai ki kya banoge?
Student = Dulha…๐Ÿ˜‚
Teacher = Kya haashil karoge?
Student = Dulhan….๐Ÿ˜ƒ
Teacher = Maa-baap ke liye kya laaoge..?
Student = Bahu…๐Ÿคฃ
Teacher = Tumhare papa tum se kya-kya chahte hain?
Student = Potaa or Poti…๐Ÿ˜ณ
Teacher = Arey tumhari zindagi ka maksad kya hai?
Student = Hum do humare do….๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜


Teacher and student funny jokes
Teacher and student funny jokes #1

Teacher – Bus ka driver aur conductor me fark kya hota hai?๐Ÿค‘
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Student – agar conductor so jaaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katega …. aur agar driver so jaaye to sabka ticket kat jaayega !!!
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€

Paapa(bete se)- itne kam marks ?๐Ÿค‘
do thappad maarne chaahiye !
Beta – haan paapa! chalo mein us saale teacher ka ghar bhi dekh kar aaya hoon….. !!!๐Ÿ˜ณ
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€

Teacher = Ravi, what's the time period of Akbar the Great as given in your text book?
Ravi = I don't know miss...
Teacher = Its given as (1567-1601) in the top of the lesson of your history book
Ravi = Sorry miss, Mujhe laga ki wo uska Phone number h.
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€


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Teacher : Home work kyon nahi kiya hai ?
Student : Sir, light nahi thi …๐Ÿ˜†
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Teacher : toh mombatti jala lete …๐Ÿ˜‘
Student : Sir, machis nahi the …๐Ÿ˜‡
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Teacher : Machis kyon nahi the ?๐Ÿ˜”
Student : Sir, pooja ghar mein rakhi hui the …
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Teacher : toh wahan se le aate …
Student : nahaya hua nahi tha …
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Teacher : Nahaaya kyon nahi tha ?
Student : Sir, paani nahi tha …
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Teacher : paani kyon nahi tha?
Student : Sir, motor nahi chal rahaa tha …๐Ÿ˜ฆ
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Teacher : Are kambakht motor kyon nahi chal rahaa tha ?
Student : Sir, bataaya toh …. light nahi the …๐Ÿ˜ฑ
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€
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Read also: School Teacher And Student Jokes In Hindi part 2

Lines by School boy…
Love is when I walk to the other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..
AND then realize that,๐Ÿ˜จ
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Im holding a pen...!!
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€
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Every student get opportunity
to enjoy their student life..๐Ÿ˜†
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But some miss those beautiful moments..
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Those stupid people are known
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TOPPERS...๐Ÿ˜ณ
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€
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Teacher: JAWANI aur BUDHAPE me kya farq hota hai?๐Ÿ˜œ
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Student: JAWANI me mobile me HASEENO ke numbers hota hai, aur BUDHAPE me HAKEEMO ke
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A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard…๐Ÿ˜ฅ
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But
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A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The
Examination Hall and Shouts..
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“OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNE APNE CHITS CHUPA LO..!!๐Ÿ˜ฑ
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€
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Iss baaar Santa ne Physics ko hila daaala..๐Ÿ˜จ
All scientists failed to answer this..
Ques: Which liquid turns into solid on heating?
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Santa: Besan ke pakode!!๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Teacher ne class mein student se pucha = Naadey ko english mein kya kehte hain..?
Student = PHD๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Teacher = Kya matlab.. ?
Student = Pajama Holding Device….๐Ÿ˜ฑ
teacher abhi tak behosh h 
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Exam me fail hone ki kya kya wajah hain, aaj k honhaaar students me ??
1 saal ke 365 din hotee hai..๐Ÿ˜‡
Roz 8 ghantee sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din
365-122=243
aur summer vacation 61 din..
243-61=182 din
Usme 52 sunday..๐Ÿ˜
182-52=130 din..
Diwali – holi etc.. Festival ke 40..
College festival 15 din
[40+15=55]
130-55=75 din.
Khane pinee nahane ke 3 ghante ke hisab se 46 din..
75-46=29 din.๐Ÿ˜จ
Roj ke 1 ghante dosto ke.. Uskee 15 din..
29-15=14 din..
Ab hum 10 din to bimar bhi to rahte hai na..
14-10=4 din bache..๐Ÿ˜‡
T.V dekhne ke 3 din..
4-3=1 din bacha Yaar
1 saaal me 1 din hi to birthday aata๐Ÿ˜จ
hai
ab birthday ke din kon padhta h yaar..??.
Parent’s shocked Student’s rocked..๐Ÿ˜†
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Teacher = Santa, tumnee aaj kon sa achchha kaam kiya hai..?๐Ÿ˜“
Santa = Sir aaj maine apne paanch doston ke saath milkar ek buzurg aurat ko sadak paar karwaya hai..๐Ÿ˜จ
Teacher = Ye to bahut achchi baat hai, lekin is chhote se kaam ke liye paanch log ki kya jaroorat thi..?๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Santa = Kyunki wo aurat sadak paar nahi karna chahti thi….๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?๐Ÿ˜œ
Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam aur ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.๐Ÿ˜›
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€
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More teacher and student funny jokes in hindi


Commerce shayari..
Tere dosti mein mujhe hogaya hai fever,
Tere dosti mein mujhe hogaya hai fever,
DEBIT the receiver, CREDIT the giver!!๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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A student was asked to write a signboard for traffic rules near the school
He wrote: Drive carefully!Don't kill the students,wait for the Teachers!๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Master ji student se bole koi ashiqe wala sher sunao.
Studnt- kuttaa marta haddi pe,
bhuka marta roti pe,๐Ÿ˜ฉ
masterji tumhari do beti hai,
par mai marta hoon choti pe.๐Ÿ˜ป
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Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To..๐Ÿ˜จ
Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi.๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Banta: Phir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.๐Ÿ˜‡
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€
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Doctors After Operations and Students After Exams Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!'๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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TEACHER:
Kal School Q Nai Aye Tum?๐Ÿ˜ฉ
MUNNU:
Mujhe Bird Flu Ho Gya Tha.
TEACHER:
Ye To Murge Ki Bimari Hai?๐Ÿ˜ฐ
MUNNU:
Apne Mujhe Insan Chora Hi Kab Hai?
Roz Murga Bana Deti Ho :( ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€
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Madam to boy- kaha hai copy, pen
boy- jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen๐Ÿ˜œ
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Tere mast mast do nain
mere dil ka le gye chain๐Ÿ˜จ
gayab hai copy aur kho gayi pen!๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Chemistry teacher, jo bahut kanjoos bhi the, class mein padha rahe the.
Unhone ek 5 Rs. ka coin jeb se nikaal kar aur acid mein rakh kar bachchon se poochha – “bataao ye sikka acid mein ghulega ya nahi?”
Ek bachcha bola – “nahi ghulega sir !”๐Ÿ˜
Teacher – “tumne yeh kaise pata chala ?”๐Ÿ’ช
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Bachcha – “kyonki yadi sikka acid mein ghulta to aap acid mein daalne ke liye sikka ham logo se maangte, na ki apni jeb se nikaalte, sir !”๐Ÿ˜ฑ
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€
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Teacher:-
‘Bahut tej baarish ho rahi hai’
Iskee aage ka sentence btao..๐Ÿ˜
Student: Ab light wale bijli gul karne wale hai.....๐Ÿ˜ฐ
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Teacher (baccha se): agar ek nimbu ka pedd samundar ke beech me hai
to tum usme se nimbu kaise todoge?๐Ÿ˜จ
Baccha: Me pakshi ban kar jaunga aur tod ke launga
Teacher: Tumko pakshi kya tumhara bap banayega๐Ÿ˜ด
Baccha: to samundar ke beech me nimbu ka ped kya tumhara baap lagayega.
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Son – “papaji Principal ney ekk chhota sa ‘get together’ rakhaaa hai school me !”
Papa – “‘Chhota sa’ se kya matlab ?”๐Ÿ˜†
Son – “aap, mai aur Principal !”๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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History Teacher = Ravi, What did great Alexander do after he had taken his first step into India?
Ravi = Sir, he took his second step.๐Ÿ˜ฒ
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Teacher ne bachon se kaha
“jab ham student they to bohat laayaq the”๐Ÿ˜ฑ
ek bachay ne masoomiat se kaha
“Ap ko ustaad qabil mil gaey hongey”๐Ÿ˜ฑ
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€
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Group study is the best way…
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To ensure that none of your friends have studied either.๐Ÿ˜ฑ
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€
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